Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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