doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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