singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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