how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
