You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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