She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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