He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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