I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
So squirting runs in the family.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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