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Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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