is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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