some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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