I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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