okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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