Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
we're so committed to being not committed
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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