Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I love you. Go after that dick
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize