You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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