Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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