Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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