If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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