I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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