apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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