People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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