Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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