and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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