She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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