I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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