It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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