I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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