It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Found your dick twin last night
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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