is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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