Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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