Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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