doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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