Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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