How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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