i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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