real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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