'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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