Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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