I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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