He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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