On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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