Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious