In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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