That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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