Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
