i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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