You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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