if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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