I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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