Dual....:-)
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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