So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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