Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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